Academic Hoohaa

“For the completion of the life cycle, the famed firebird builds its funeral pyre.  After setting itself alight, it burns until nothing but ash remains. And from that ash and flame, the phoenix rises.”

An iridescent phoenix rising out of ashes provides a powerful metaphor of second chances and hope.  Sadly, the reality of hauling my geriatric ass out of the trenches and into the halls of academia did not conjure the same effect.  It seems that the line between being a self-proclaimed spawned out old ho and a full-time university student is more blurry than than my recollections of the Reagan years.

About a year ago I decided to quit my day job and go back to school.  I meant to finish after the tenth grade, but life men just kept getting in the way.  Now that I have finally figured out how to dodge those wily critters, I am aiming for a bachelor’s degree this year.  Going back to school is one of the hardest things I have ever done (that I will admit to in a blog).  For one thing, I am not depending on the lower 7/8 of my body to make the rent anymore.  It’s all very cerebral, and frankly, I was not prepared for the pressure of constant thinking, which is not to be confused with constant drinking.  In fact, now that I can’t afford my favorite old pastimes, I daresay that my ambitions of cirrhosis are rapidly fading.  Shit, by now my liver is probably clean enough to donate to a church.  Ya know, for some sort of sacrament.

Demographically speaking, the vast majority of my school peeps are twenty-somethings.  This in itself is not necessarily a bad thing, however, it certainly serves to reinforce that notion that women “of a certain age” become superfluous to younger generations.  Truth be told, I don’t mind the demotion to the ranks of the invisible.  It’s easier to stay on track with studies if I am not peer pressured into attending a kegger every weekend.  And when I am asked to come out and party, I can always play The Granny Card.  That bitch trumps virtually everything!

Overseasoned woman

Meanwhile, it is my ultimate intention to justify a 14-month hiatus from blogging with such profound imagery and literary prowess that you will either be awestruck by the wordilicious goodness that my education is providing me and forgive the long absence – or – you will kindly suggest that I return my student loans and recommend a skipper that will (A) take my old ass to sea, or (B) marry it into submission.   Stat.

Be on the lookout for more academic hoohaa as I will be aiming to pump out some chronic tales for your perusing.  Meanwhile, I got to get out of here before I get caught for burning up another bird.

* Thanks to these folks for the phoenix pic

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13 responses to “Academic Hoohaa

  1. blacksheep

    Sweet, studious Deb, So thrilled that you are once again filling your blog with good stuff for us to “peruse”. While I may need to confer with old man Webster to decipher some of your verbage, I am and will forever be, Your greatest fan. You my hero man!

  2. Hi Deb–just wanted to let you know I’m reading this…I don’t see a way to “follow” on WordPress.

  3. BJ

    HOOHAA is right!!! So glad to see you back in the blog seat…I have missed your “granny” ass!
    Love n hugs from Nome!!

  4. dustybee

    Hey there,

    There is an RSS feed on the right side of the page, just beneath the header photo of the icy boat. It reads, “Subscribe to WSW” beside the icon. Thanks.

  5. Move over, Chelsea Handler! WSW is BACK!!!

    Missed you. . .looking forward to your next post.

    Anne Caroline

  6. Kristine Harder

    Glad you’re back in the saddle!

  7. While you going back to school means limited blogging and thus the rest of us suffer, I think it’s a great idea. It’s a challenging life change but one that, in my mind, should result in zero regrets.

    Go get ‘em, tigress!

  8. Great to have you back; missed ya!
    Remember this motto: keep on blogging “when the mood strikes”, but never fell obligated — it’s supposed to be fun.

  9. Way to fuckin go WSW. It may shock you to know that I am currently auditing a course. As a “non-traditional student” I feel I have much to offer my classmates even if those pissants don’t know it yet. Fuckem, I’m the teacher’s pet.

  10. dustybee

    Thank you all for your support and comments! I am thrilled to hear that Joe is in school too! Happy to know someone else out there being “non-traditional” too! To PJ and Naturelady, glad to see you are still putting words out there too. It’s important that we all keep making the efforts. As for my POSSE: I heart you the bestest! xoxox

  11. Just spotted your comment at the Bums Jungle News so I dropped in to see what you are about. And I like what I see. But a well seasoned woman? You appear to be a little young for that but lets have another look at it in 20 years.

    Although in 20 years I’m likely to be dead. Been at least a year since I saw Ishmael around, maybe I should bookmark your blog and follow it for a while, it seems we have a lot in common.

    Like a disregard for Sarah Palin, although I must admit that if I could gag her I would like to kiss her tits.

  12. Welcome back! i look forward to more of your salty repose. Peace

  13. k

    Hoohaa is such a great word.

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